Curse

Sciros Darkblade · Aug 31, 2005, 06:26 PM // 18:26

I bought like 72 moon pies from Moonpie.com because they are ownage, and it's taking me a while to eat them all even though they rule.

I am just wondering if I can spent a year or so eating them, or will they become spoiled. Seems to me they are 00ber and can withstand any sort of fast moving subatomic particles, but I may be mistaken.

Alura Pyro · Aug 31, 2005, 06:41 PM // 18:41

like the twinky they will survive only to reveal they are not food but styrafoam that is flavored

zehly · Aug 31, 2005, 07:51 PM // 19:51

Can I start one and we can find out? *bombs *

EchoSex · Aug 31, 2005, 09:00 PM // 21:00

Ask Pie. He's all knowing in terms of pie.

PieXags · Aug 31, 2005, 09:23 PM // 21:23

Well said, EchoSex. You'd be correct to assume that moon pies could survive a nuclear explosion, however you're incorrect to assume that they can be left to sit for a year without losing their "freshness", they will turn bad after a year of sitting. Why?

Well I'll tell you why, moon pies are awesome, true. And it's because of their greatness that would allow them to survive a sort of nuclear explosion, you see they put on a "greatness shield" that protects them from all outside harm. The reason they grow worse over time is because over time the moon pies will start to get pissed that they're not being eaten, and will either A: Lose confidence in their greatness thus lowering their shields, or B: Get pissed at YOU for not enjoying them right away, so they'll intentionally drop their greatness shield and turn bad to piss you off.

Thanas · Aug 31, 2005, 10:54 PM // 22:54

Hahahahahahaha.

What are moon pies????

Danny_Rowe · Aug 31, 2005, 11:03 PM // 23:03

in the uk im pretty sure we call them wagon wheels...

William The Smasher · Aug 31, 2005, 11:25 PM // 23:25

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Originally Posted by Thanas

Hahahahahahaha.

What are moon pies????

you poor deprived person.

Thanas · Aug 31, 2005, 11:28 PM // 23:28

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Originally Posted by William The Smasher

you poor deprived person.

What I'm from UK. We don't have anything called moon pies. If moon pies are in fact wagon wheels, I don't really like moon pies.

Danny_Rowe · Aug 31, 2005, 11:34 PM // 23:34

someone get a pic of a moon pie, PieXags hook us up

Starbeast · Aug 31, 2005, 11:38 PM // 23:38

Off topic comment in the off topic thread:

@ Sciros Darkblade did you ever find the sickle you were looking for the other night? Also what the best damage sickle you've seen? I think the best I've come across was ?-19 dmg...

Thank you, Come Again!

Starbeast

Ultimate_Gaara · Aug 31, 2005, 11:40 PM // 23:40

i just looked them up on google... where i come from they are call them Wagon Wheels..

if i am looking at the right picture they are chocolate coated so they would hardly last a hot summer so i think nuclear war is out of the question

Sciros Darkblade · Sep 01, 2005, 04:47 AM // 04:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starbeast

Off topic comment in the off topic thread:
@ Sciros Darkblade did you ever find the sickle you were looking for the other night? Also what the best damage sickle you've seen? I think the best I've come across was ?-19 dmg...
Starbeast

I currently am in possession of a 6-21 10% vs hexed foes (yeah, it's naturally blue OMG!!) SICKLE axe. I got it for 250g. I am awesome.

Oh, and yeah PieXags, I can totally understand that with Moon Pies. I am not yet able to communicate with them on a metaphysical level, but I do worship them.
Also, I ordered 24 Lemon, 24 Orange, and 24 Banana. Lemon ones are the best in my opinion, and I have tried all the flavors out there.
I currently eat at least 1 per day, and plan on throwing a Moon Pie party or perhaps hosting a Moon Pie Smash Bros Melee tourney (I am founder of the CGA - Competitive Gaming Association, after all ^_^).

SOT · Sep 01, 2005, 05:05 AM // 05:05

Moon Pies will be here long after humans are not. Sorta like a roach, but without the potential to evolve sentience and Jerry Springer Tie-In Products.